Get involved in Monash Sport!

So, somehow, it’s already July (actually wait, August) and the New Years’ Resolution to “get fit” is looking a bit doubtful. Granted there’s been sprinting (to the fridge to emotionally eat all the pain of uni away) and hiking (how else can you describe the journey to the third floor of the new Learning and Teaching Building?), but luckily for us, Monash Sport has heaps of initiatives to keep us healthy and active through the upcoming months.  Run Monash If you’re keen to improve your running skills in a friendly group environment, Run Monash is definitely for you! At Clayton,
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“Unrepresentative Swill” Vote to Dump Duff

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Few outside the LGBTQIA+ community or uninitiated into the Freudian slip that is student politics would have heard of Queer Collaborations conference (QC). As its name suggests, QC is a national conference for queer people, mainly attended by students. The conference has existed since 1991 and usually occurs in mid-July with at least 200 delegates in attendance from all across Australia. While conference registration is unrestricted, the majority of attendees are university students who are active members of their respective institutions' queer collectives or clubs. QC enables queer people from across Australia to engage in community building, work on campaigns
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Essendon decide Bomber Thompson was onto something and will move into the frozen water business

Following the Bombers fourth loss in a row to Carlton on Sunday, they have decided the whole footy thing just isn’t their cup of tea. “The drug scandal was a sign that we blatantly missed, we should have cut our losses and just moved into the business,” Bombers CEO Xavier Campbell said. “It was a great branding opportunity for us,” Mr Campbell said. Though winter is on Victoria’s doorstep, the Bombers are confident they can fill a niche in the growing market. Essendon are currently calling for ideas as to what they should call their product. The current front runners
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