Just Another Sleep Deprived Uni Student: @rip_rotunda2363 | 1:57 pm
Do I have time to grab a mango magic from @boostjuiceoz before my tute?
2:02 pm
Turns out, I did not.
2:04 pm
I should really invest in a shirt with ‘Shows up 10 minutes late to class with a Boost’ on the front
2:06 pm
If only classes still started 5 past the hour I would have been on time …
2:09 pm
For the love of God why did I put up my hand when the tutor asked who HADN’T done the reading
2:10 pm
He seemed so disappointed bc I was the only one who hadn’t I HAVE BROUGHT DISHONOUR 2 HIM AND DISHONOUR 2 THIS CLASS
2:14 pm
I’m gonna try to sparknotes this shit, hopefully there is a TLDR out there somewhere on this Marxist dissertation of the Great Gatsby
2:19 pm
Fuck nvm I’m just gonna try to do the reading in class
2:20 pm
Now to figure out how to download the pdf from moodle
2:23 pm
OMG I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED A TAB THAT AUTOPLAYED A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON FULL VOLUME AND PHYSICALLY FELT MY SOUL LEAVE MY BODY GOODBYE
2:24 pm
A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MY REPUTATION PLS
2:26 pm
I NEED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND MAKE A NEW IDENTITY FOR MYSELF I NEED A FRESH START AWAY FROM THE JUDGEMENT
2:27 pm
OR RELEASE MY SIXTH STUDIO ALBUM ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION #TSWIFT #REPRESENT
2:34 pm
IT HAS BEEN 10 MINUTES AND EVERYONE IS STILL SNEAKING GLANCES AT ME
2:36 pm
I finally managed to download the pdf despite eduroam failing to connect more times than my ex
2:37 pm
I could literally feel my brain whirring to a stop as I read the first sentence of this reading
2:42 pm
The more words I highlight on this pdf the more it looks like I understand the content right?
3:23 pm
May or may not have fallen asleep …
3:25 pm
Note to self: clear “Does sleep drooling on my hand count as a skincare routine?” from search history
3:26 pm
Note to self: invest in moisturizer to start said skincare routine
3:34 pm
I guess I might actually try to tune into the seminar I am paying good HECS for
3:35 pm
I hope no one noticed that I haven’t been paying attention for the past two hours …
3:49 pm
Wait, since when did we discuss psycholinguistics and child language acquisition in FUCKING AMERICAN LITERATURE
3:51 pm
Well I quite possibly have accidentally read the tute room for the one TOMORROW not TODAY …
3:51 pm
I aM a mEsS
3:53 pm
How did I only realise this 2 HOURS into the class
3:54 pm
Do I excuse myself to the bathroom
3:54 pm
Or do I just run out of here
3:56 pm
I feel like I owe the tutor an explanation but what would I say
3:57 pm
Sorry sir, I appear to have gone to the wrong room. Why didn’t I realise till 2hrs of class went by? I would like to know that too
3:58 pm
Fuck I’m making a break for it
3:59 pm
Now to get from the 3rd floor of Menzies to the 7th
4:01 pm
Why isn’t the lift moving …
4:02 pm
FUCK I WENT IN THE EXPRESS ELEVATOR IT DOESN’T STOP AT FLOOR 7 LET ME OFF
4:05 pm
I made it just in time for the last hr of class DEYUUM
4:05 pm
#overachiever
4:07 pm
The tutor just gave me a dirty look for arriving so late but AT LEAST THE CORRECT TUTOR IS JUDGING MY POOR LIFE CHOICES NOW
4:12 pm
It’s week 10 and I am so far behind I can already feel the “your assignment is 327 days late” warnings flashing red at me on moodle
4:14 pm
Why is my stomach hurting all of a sudden, am I allergic to class?
4:16 pm
Simmer down stomach I need to at least get through ½ hr of the class I’m meant to be in …
4:19 pm
Can ppl hear my stomach noises they sound like the second coming of dory’s whale sounds in finding nemo
4:19 pm
Dream job would be paid voice acting a whale with only my stomach noises
4:20 pm
I wonder if that would be enough to pay off my uni debt
4:23 pm
Gahh my stomach pains are getting worse
4:25 pm
Maybe a dairy smoothie wasn’t such a good idea
4:25 pm
I love dairy tho
4:26 pm
Why was I not born with the ability to digest lactose at a functional rate?
4:27 pm
I was cursed
4:31 pm
Shit (pun intended) I think I’m actually gonna have to leave …
4:32 pm
I’ll just catch up with the tutorial slides on moodle if I stay here for much longer there will be a code brown for clean up on floor 7
4:45 pm
I AM SORRY TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO HAS TO USE THIS CUBICLE YOU HAVE MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES
4:46 pm
Is this what ppl who have just given birth feel like?
4:47 pm
Accomplished.
4:47 pm
And empty.
4:48 pm
Well that’s another 3hr tute that I won’t be getting attendance for
4:49 pm
Could go for another mango magic tbh