The universe is whispering secrets to me and your zodiac sign holds the key to unlocking your most magical journey through university and your 20s. It does not matter if you’re an Aries with the spark of a thousand suns or a Pisces drifting through a sea of dreams, the stars have charted a celestial map just for you. It’s time to let the stars guide you and trust me, they definitely know more than your professors do.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
University is your personal obstacle course, and you’re going to barrel through it like a caffeine-fueled squirrel – pause for snacks maybe. Every decision will be impulsive, every adventure spontaneous, and glitter will follow you everywhere. You’ll be that person who says, “I’m not here to make friends” and yet somehow you are in a group chat titled “Bestie gang” within a week. Just don’t burn out before the semester ends, because whilst you’re charging ahead at full speed, you’ll inevitably crash… and your bed will become your soulmate.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
University life for you is just one long quest for the perfect nap spot, preferably near a snack table, because why study when you can graze, right? The world will spin around you, but you’ll stay centred in your peaceful bubble of comfort. You’ll conquer life at your own pace, but no one should touch your perfectly stocked snack drawer and here it’s magical, and so are you. People will wonder if you’re part wizard, part comfort guru. You’ve got the secret to comfort, and everyone knows it.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
University? A circus, and you’re the ringmaster, leaping from one interest to another so often that even you can’t keep track, but don’t worry your charm will always get you a seat in every lecture. One week you’ll be a philosophy major, the next, a self-proclaimed tarot reader. You’ll leave a trail of ideas, half-finished projects, and a mystical aura that no one can quite explain. You keep everyone on their toes and they love it.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
University will be an emotional rollercoaster, with you gripping onto your friends (and tissues) for dear life. You’ll absorb everyone’s drama and wear your heart on your sleeve, but also manage to secretly keep everything in place. You might take forever to make decisions (should you go out or stay home and eat comfort food?), but trust that when you do, you’ll bring that vibe that makes everyone feel like they’re in the safest place on earth.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You are walking into university like you’re auditioning for a role in the next big reality show – and the universe is absolutely here for it. You’re destined for greatness, and everyone’s going to know it. You will already be giving life advice at every brunch, despite the fact you have zero experience, but hey, the world needs a little more sparkle. Keep the drama alive and let your charisma make its mark – you’re born for this spotlight. You’ll shine so bright, even the sun might need sunglasses.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’ll treat university like a perfectly curated Pinterest board with every detail planned, organised, and slightly overwhelming. But you’ll somehow make it all magical, like an intricate spell you didn’t even know you were casting. Your journey is going to be filled with spreadsheet plans for everything – room cleaning, socializing, even emotional well-being – because who needs spontaneity when you can have structure? You’ll balance everything effortlessly whilst quietly obsessing over the tiniest details. Don’t worry though, people will think you’ve got it all figured out.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’ll glide through university like a social butterfly with a secret agenda. Everyone thinks that you’re chill, but really, you’re juggling like 15 emotional crises. You’ll be the one who makes everyone else feel comfortable, all whilst internally stressing about whether you’re too comfortable yourself. You will spend hours arranging your outfit, just to show up in yoga pants and question your life choices during class. Harmony is your game, but don’t forget your own soul.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
University is your secret lair where you observe, plan, and occasionally drop truth bombs that leave everyone questioning reality. You’ll transform into different versions of yourself, always mysterious and intense, keeping your power close but never quite revealing it all. Your energy is magnetic, and everyone will want to be near you, but they’ll never really know you. You’ll probably end up running a successful business by the time you’re 25, all whilst maintaining an air of secrecy about your real plans because why share your secrets with the masses when you can just stun them.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
University is your spiritual adventure, and your class schedule is just a suggestion. You’ll be off exploring ideas, places, and will definitely study abroad so that you can find yourself… again. The universe has no idea what’s coming when you walk through that door, but you’re going to make sure everyone remembers you. You’ll conquer it all, but not without some questionable choices, unplanned misadventures, and a very questionable amount of chaos that somehow works. Just try to keep a notebook handy for all the wisdom that comes along!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’ll approach university like a finely-tuned machine, achieving goals with cold precision, and, of course, the occasional dramatic breakdown over something minor. You might have a personal planner for every single goal, but your secret to surviving university will involve scheduling a weekly meltdown and making sure it doesn’t interfere with your side hustle. There’s power in structure – but there’s even more in knowing when to let go and leaving room for some wild, unplanned magic. You’ll get it all done with style, and people will be both amazed and slightly terrified by your sheer determination.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
University is really just a laboratory for your bizarre, genius ideas that no one else understands, but you’ll definitely change the world with. You’ll challenge norms, wear the weirdest outfits, and probably start a revolution or two. You will be the one to talk about abstract concepts, like how the universe is secretly conspiring to make everyone a better person, and you’ll somehow end up with real followers. Embrace the eccentricity and let your creative mind soar – your genius will catch on eventually, even if no one understands it right now. You’re always ahead of your time.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
University will be a mystical journey where you drift from one daydream to the next, occasionally checking the syllabus but mostly contemplating life’s deeper meaning. This will be a place where you disappear into a sea of creative projects – none of which you ever finish, but hey, you feel them deeply. You’re the dreamer everyone secretly admires but never quite understands. Trust in the waves of fate, they’re leading you exactly where you need to go.
The stars have shared their secrets with me, and now their whispers fade into the cosmos. Venture forth and let the magic of the universe guide your path through the realms of university. The celestial tapestry is vast, and there is much more wisdom yet to be revealed.
Until our next cosmic alignment,
Nightshade ✨🌙
