Content Warning: References to Genocide, Bigotry, Abortion, War Luka Kiernan is a member of Socialist Alternative Monash and Students for Palestine Over the last decade a peculiar new industry has sprung up for the super-wealthy: Luxury Doomsday Bunkers. One particularly opulent refurbished missile shelter boasts “restrooms having a whirlpool bath, double sinks, and rainfall showers, a spa, swimming pool… cinema, a splendid bar, an extravagant wine cellar” – all the essentials a billionaire might need to see out the apocalypse, all while keeping out the plebeian masses. Capitalism is in an intense crisis. Crises of the climate, finance system, imperialism,